chantelle;
melbourne - australia
eighteen years old
sex.reading.food.
thestorytellersjoy.tumblr.com

 

tardis221b:

nowaywhorehey:

tardis221b:

do you ever forget you need to pee and then like half an hour later remember you’re really desperate or is that just me

you’re so lazy that you procrastinate peeing

I was going to argue but yeah you’re right

nobodylovesringostarr:

nobodylovesringostarr:

Harry Potter AU instead of sorting hat, McGonnagal plays Lady Marmalade and see if the kid is lipsynching to Christina, Mya, Pink or Lil Kim 

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johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.

Urban Dictionary definition of unrequited love  (via m—e—m—e—n—t—o)

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